Finally opera mini6 works.liking it

Finally my Opera mini 6 is working.Liking it :)

THE ROAD NOT TAKEN ( ROBERT FROST)

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Why Indian Students are hated by the Americans ?

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln , 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.

An Ode to Facebook

It all started with an invite.
A crime in broad daylight,
For it was sent to friends infinite.
Yet, meant to excite.To see my friend’s photos,
My secrets I did disclose.
After creating an account,
Facebook, I did mount.They bribed me with a Profile
Like a Kingfisher seat in the aisle.Soon enough, I got poked,
And my emotions got evoked.
I proposed, but she got provoked,
For no fault of mine, I got smoked!Few strangers sent friend requests,
I ignored the chests & accepted breasts,Damn! This Facebook suggests,
Strangers I wouldn’t invite as guests.I got a dashboard too,
And the voyeurist in me grew.
Now I could see girlfriends, wives,
Drives, contrives, thrives and archives.Now I could see links, pages, ages,
And onstage, offstage rampages.Status updates, Comments & Likes,
All controlled my mood spikes.With Newsfeeds served to me hot,
I had hit a jackpot.Facebook as an idea, I had bought,
Rest of my life, I forgot.

me!

And Bappi Lahiri releases the song "obama, obama, you're so great obama. You killing osama, osama. We love you all obama"

Oh my God. Gambhir lashes out at Christian. India is getting a letter from the Pope soon.

Killing Osama ,Its like killing Ronald MacDonald and saying that Macdonald's is dead.

Morons on TV saying the Taliban will negotiate and this is a gamechanger. This is the level of US understanding of their enemy.

Now Tony Blair is taking credit on CNN. Piers Morgan's program on CNN has turned into a hideous Austen Powers-level Brit love-orgy.

John King of CNN has his 60 inch magic screen which he pinches and expands pictures on. Shumon of Star Ananda has a 10 inch iPad. SameThing

Blitzer: "The US didn't share any information with Pakistan" Haqqani: "The US didn't share any information with Australia or Britain either"

Gayatri Reddy. Uparwaale jab deta hai to chappad pharke deta hai. Ajit Agarkar. Uparwala jab leta hai to thappad marke leta hai.

If you didn't see it with your eyes or hear it with your ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.

"It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success."

Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.

Difference between school and life. School; you're taught a lesson & then given a test. Life; you're given a test that teaches you a lesson

Walking into a classroom late with your friend and pushing your friend in first :P post if you have done this

That Awkward moment when Rihanna asks 'Oh nana What's my name' and the nana replies its 'Rihanna'

There is only one me on the Earth. I am an endangered species lm5ao

I never finish my Eraser because It Is either Stolen, Lost or Cut In Half :D lmao

That awkward moment when your sitting at the park & Bruno Mars walks by dragging a piano :D LMAO

Today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday & Sunday comes afterwards" Thank God Rebecca Black pointed it out, we'd never have known

Awkward moment when Eminem is actually afraid, Justin Bieber says never, Bruno Mars drops the grenade & Rihanna remembers her name

becauseoffacebook people have become Farmers, Mafias, Gamblers, Cooks, Gangster & Builders

HateThisMoment# When your having an amazing time with friends, but the time goes by so fast

" it's amazing how one day, someone walks into your life, and suddently you can't remember how you lived without them."

HateThisMoment#When you start an exam and you're stuck at the first question.

I love how Charlie Sheen tweeted "Rebecca Black, we don't hate you 'cause you're famous, you're famous because we hate you :)"

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."

She taught us how to love,
she showed us how to care..
As a Mother,
As A Daughter,
As a Sister, n as a Wife,
She Sacrifices all through her Life..
She's the "Woman",
The Best Creation Of GOD..!
*RESPECT WOMAN*

A blind person once asked Swami Vivekananda - "Can there be anything worse than loosing eye sight?"
He replied: "Yes, loosing your vision!"

Love isn't blind, Lust is. You can see when its love, Lust on the other hand make you refuse to see anything but what you want.

"Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self respect springs."

"Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict."

No matter how hard you try to plan your life, life has a plan for you all on its own.

Every woman deserves a man who will look at her each day like she is the most amazing woman he's ever laid eyes on.

If life is a highway, I wish someone would finish with the construction already. I'm tired of the detours, road blocks, and pot holes.

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,
it addz flavour keepz it from being to dry &
makes it eazier to swallow lifes sorrows

Without respect, love is lost. Without caring, love is boring. Without honesty, love is unhappy. Without trust, love is unstable

Being on tightrope is living; everything else is waiting

Express who you are — not some artificial ideal. Don’t mask the real you. Living the truth of who you are is gorgeous.

Strong convictions are the secret of surviving deprivation; your spirit can be full even when your stomach is empty. -Nelson Mandela

"It is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life."

A dream is not something that you wake up from, but something that wakes you up. -Charlie Hedges

Be Honest all the time. Because if u tell the truth, U don't have to memorize & remember any sugar coated lies

Don't hate me until I give you a reason to & don’t judge me until you know the whole story

Smile every minute of the day. You never know who's falling in love with your smile :)

It takes someone special to turn ordinary moments into something to remember

Q: "Do I listen to my heart or head?" A: You're already listening to your head with this pointless internal argument. Stop whining.

It's not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it's important how well you play with the cards which you hold.

I will not allow myself to be annoyed by the instability and ignorance of others. I will continue to be myself because that pisses them off.

When you're wishing you could be someone else, just know that someone somewhere is wishing to be you.

In life you need one thing to survive, Simply the ability to realize that shit happens. Accept It. Get over it. And keep walking.

Boy: "I Want Happiness." God: "1st remove d word 'I', it's ego. Then remove d word 'Want' it's desire & all u will get is 'Happiness'."

Be nice and smile to everyone you meet. You don't know what they are going through, and they may need that smile, and treasure it. ~ Christine M. Huppert

Kindness is more than deeds. It is an attitude, an expression, a look, a touch. It is anything that lifts another person.

It's hard to let go of people who are important .. but it's twice harder to see them fine as you let them go.

unlike BEER, LOVE is not good when it's cold.

The time you spend hating on people is time you could have spent helping people and enjoying life...Be kind

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.

http://ping.fm/Ydnli

Virat Kohli. What a great thing to say. "Sachin carried the nation for 21 years, the least we could do was carry him around the field".

Pakistani's Paul clone (an elephant) predicts India vs Pakistan. He gets it wrong. Obviously a RAW agent, http://ping.fm/qg3Md

Always use my favorite line from Dad. "If someone is half right, its worth arguing. If someone is fully wrong, not worth the effort"

Its defeating the purpose when SRK advertises a cream for men but winks softly & says 'mardon ke liye' LOL :D

Life = book; don’t jump to the end to see the ending. Just enjoy it & fill those pages with beautiful memories.

Worrying is like a rocking chair; it gives you something to do, but it doesn’t get you anywhere!

Memories are good and bad. It can make you laugh and sad, but no matter what, it will always bring people together.

The difference between extraordinary and ordinary is just that little extra. -Jimmy Johnson

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used to create them. -Albert Einstein

Holding on to a grudge is like letting someone live rent-free in your head.

If your head tells you one thing and your heart tells you another. You gotta decide if you got a better head or heart.

The greatest punishment to a liar is that no one believes him when he speaks the truth

Sometimes the answers are not meant to be found. You just have to BELIEVE

If you could move to any foreign country, where would you move to?

America

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have you ever been in love

yup! with my mom & dad,still going strong!!

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Sumtimes take unneccesary pressure

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1 wish 4 more wishes

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I need 2 make my heart feel more rather than think! lol

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absolutely!!

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SUM MAKING me happy!

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Do something special

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